Be prepared to go bananas for Americas greatest natural resource, Apemoji! Now featuring 29 expressive and *totally kawaii* chimps, apes and monkeys for you to fling at your friends! Make sure theres no doubt in your civilization of genetically modified smart-chimps that you love ape more than human!
"It wasnt the airplanes. It was Apemoji™® that destroyed all of my friendships."
- Carl Denham // Auteur extraordinaire
"Apemoji is beautiful. The most beautiful animal I ever seen."
- Andrei Strasser // Poacher, murderer, ape enthusiast
"I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand and hand with his idiocy, seeing as he created this... thing...."
- Zaius, Ph.D., M.D., DVM, Esq.